1. Hey guys, I haven’t been on here in ages.

    So I think it’s time for a shameless plug!

    This is 'What If' on youtube.

    Laaaaav you Tumblr.

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  2. Hey Tumblr,

    Time for a shameless plug!


    This is my friend Scott’s video log. At the moment it’s a bit of a charity case (shhhh) but he is a witty, chirpy and nice guy with some interesting thoughts, so I compel you to watch his short li’l clips. 

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  4. A note on this blog

    As much as I love tumblr of late in university I haven’t been able to find the time to keep my current one going, and the time I spend on it is usually time I should be doing work, haha. Also I have no laptop at the moment so I’m often without the use of a computer for a long time.

    I may pick me blog back up again some time but I understand if you unfollow me ‘cause of the inactivity.

    Thanks for all the laughs, interesting opinions, art, facts and all sorts of stuff! Happy tumblring.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  5. 24 drunk lines.

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    Shakespeare was a drinker.

    Aren’t all the great thinker

    Prone to making some mistakes?

    We can’t always move with words the skies and earth and lakes.

    So if the bard berateth thee at half past three,

    Saying; come lay with me ‘stead thy husband I prithee.

    Scorn but do not send him into exile;

    For he’s not perfect when he does drunk-dial.

    So if I ring you when I am drunk,

    And speak much shit and wank and crunk.

    Treat me like you’d treat the intoxicated bard,

    Who holds a single out of jail free card.

    Neruda was a coke snorter,

    And Milton was a meth buyer.

    Keates was an e’ night porter,

    And Blake a hash cake friar.

    History has absolved their slips,

    Absolve me and I’ll pucker up mine lips.

    And with sleight of hand and modern wit,

    Relight the heart I did once lit.

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  6. G freaking POY

    G freaking POY

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  7. Traumatized myself by leaving an essay ‘til 11 hours before the deadline to write.
Started at 11:30 finished about now. Yeeeesh. I are ultimate coasting student. 
I have a sneaking suspicion it’s the best essay I’m yet to write, but I have thought that before and been a liii’l bit disappoint. 

Perfect excuse for some Tumblr vanity though.

    Traumatized myself by leaving an essay ‘til 11 hours before the deadline to write.

    Started at 11:30 finished about now. Yeeeesh. I are ultimate coasting student. 

    I have a sneaking suspicion it’s the best essay I’m yet to write, but I have thought that before and been a liii’l bit disappoint. 

    Perfect excuse for some Tumblr vanity though.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  8. Casual views that piss me off

    Racism is over cause of ‘Bama.

    Sexism is over ‘cause of Thatcher n Hillary n stuff.

    Being prejudice to gypsies is fine ‘cause they aren’t even a race.
    Who ever worries about infringements on the rights of the middle-class white heterosexual male?

    Something bad is happening somewhere in the world. We should probably send troops in to restore order. Jus in bello ain’t it? 

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  9. That sobering moment when you realise that in all forms of art

    the most terrifying monsters are all human. 

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  10. keep breathing, keep living, keep holding on

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Scumbag Brain

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    Scumbag Brain

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  14. One of the most touching songs I’ve heard so far in this young decade.

    Radiohead- Give up the ghost.

    Don’t hurt me
    Don’t haunt me
    (repeated in the background)

    Gather up the lost and the sold
    In your arms, in your arms

    Gather up and pay in full
    In your arms, in your arms
    In your arms, in your arms

    What seems impossible
    In your arms, in your arms

    I think i have had my fill
    In your arms, in your arms
    In your arms, in your arms

    I think I should give up the ghost
    Into your arms
    Into your arms
    Into your arms
    Into your arms…

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